(via miniangel)
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
“Thunderous splashing as they stood lordly above the bowl” oh jesus
(via blurite)
“I liked Ted immediately. We hit it off well. He struck me as being a rather shy person with a lot more going on under the surface than what was on the surface. He certainly was more dignified and restrained than the more certifiable types around the office. He would participate in the silliness partway. But remember, he was a Republican.”
—Carol Ann Boone, former wife of Ted Bundy, and mother of his child.
(via fakeassbitchbundy)
The greenland shark has the longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to 500 years. They have seen a thing or two.
That’s the face you make when you’ve seen some shady stuff
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